My Funny Valentine

by

Colleen LeMasters

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This was my Valentine for Dave:

Three red paper tubes bundled with a twisted fuse and a heart tag that reads You're the bomb, sitting on a glass surface.

The card reads: “You’re the Bomb!”

Hahahaha.

He countered with this card:

Greeting card reading "you stole my heart" showing two stick-figure people holding hands, one holding a small red heart.

I opened it to read:

Valentine's Day card interior that reads "and several other things are missing from my apartment" and "Happy Valentine's Day!"

♥

And now he is making me a lasagna dinner because it has some of my favorite things: pasta and cheese.

Now that’s love.