The one where I missed Christmas

Dear Mother Nature,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that we’re breaking up. I really felt like we had a chance after you downgraded Hurricane Ida to a Tropical Depression back in November but you know what Mother Nature? You really let me down this Christmas Eve and I just don’t think we can recover from it. You knew how much Christmas Eve with my family meant to me and you brought snow. To Dallas. On Christmas Eve. Instead I didn’t arrive home until 4am. The next day. That is an awful, spiteful thing to do to a person.

I’m sorry to have to tell you this over my blog, but we’re through Mother Nature.